That second one sounds familiar...I'm sure I've heard it before. Could it be...Stewie?
I want a T-shirt that says: "If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."
Or: "My cultlike following is now accepting applications."
Or even: "Some days, it's just not worth gnawing through the straps."
Posted by Michael at November 17, 2004 10:34 AMMichael, I'm not sure where it's from -- a friend saw it on someone and didn't find out where he got it. It just cracks me up.
Oh, that gnawing through the straps one has now moved up to my favorite. I had forgotten that one.
Posted by toni at November 17, 2004 10:37 AMT-shirts? You mean those are actually for WEARING? ;)
-G
Posted by Garrison Steelle at November 17, 2004 10:55 AMI have the second one. It's got the picture of my hero Stewie.
I almost wore it to the airport then figured I didn't need the strip search.
All hail Stewie.
Posted by Michael Conlen at November 17, 2004 02:10 PMlol! me likes!
Posted by nina at November 17, 2004 06:35 PMHi! I found you through BlogExplosion, and you're just about the only other Toni blogger I've found on the internet (the only other one being, me). Needless to say, I was compelled to stay longer than 30 seconds and actually read your posts, which are quite entertaining.
Posted by Toni at November 18, 2004 02:54 AMthose are two i would love to have too! i love the second one.
Posted by matt at November 18, 2004 11:27 AMThe second one is very funny, came here via blogexplosion
Posted by Benjamin Solah at November 18, 2004 08:05 PMA few of my faves:
"Some days it's just not worth the effort to put on make-up"
"Your powers are useless, the clowns are on my side"
"You should be glad that stupidity isn't a crime. Your free to go"
"Cute but psycho. Things even out in the end"
Posted by Shannon at November 19, 2004 09:17 AMLet me know when they're on sale. I'll take two!
Posted by Easy at November 19, 2004 11:04 AMnever heard of
'i was an atheist until i realised i was GOD' ?
i have that one.
and yes, i did have a religion with me as the all-supreme in college..
cheerz
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