Comments: sooo

I thought I told you to stop smoking CRACK!

Posted by corey at November 20, 2004 06:30 PM

damn, I told that customer service guy to love the customer, but not THAT much!

Posted by TheBloke...IntheOuter at November 21, 2004 01:30 AM

I'm not that fast with the witty quips and comebacks when I'm talking to "customer representatives." I'm usually way too ticked off to be funny. Unless of course, by "funny" you really mean "stutteringly stupid."

Posted by Mamacita at November 21, 2004 03:01 AM

Okay, how did the fastlane service work? (Is that what you call it?) Did you have to wait long; did you to talk to an American?

Posted by pooks at November 21, 2004 09:40 AM

ROTFL ...

What's really wierd is that another friend was having trouble with HIS Logitech mouse yesterday, too. I'll have to tell him about the new car option. Maybe he'd stop borrowing mine. ;)

-G

Posted by Garrison Steelle at November 21, 2004 11:06 AM

OMG THis is the best thing I have read in forever!
Super Cool :) Laters!!!

Posted by Belthasar at November 21, 2004 01:31 PM

lol. wish i could do somethin' like that. i'm always sickingly polite to customer service people though. i'm so afraid they'll yell at me, lol

Posted by Lissy at November 21, 2004 02:24 PM

Boy, those techies are quick!

Posted by SilverBubble at November 21, 2004 02:39 PM

Don't you just love tech guys? I once talked to this IT guy at school named Adam for about two hours in attempt to de-virus my computer. I ended up having to restore the system, it was that bad. But I'm all souped up with Norton now.

Posted by Alli at November 21, 2004 03:30 PM

I guess you have to give them a little slack. 4 years of university, $250K in debt, all to answer endless mouse problems for $4 an hour.

Posted by Frac at November 21, 2004 03:36 PM

i guess all these customer service people, dont reallu listen to us, they're just hearing. ^_^

Posted by Michelle at November 21, 2004 11:08 PM

Hahaha. Loved it!

Posted by Laurie at November 22, 2004 01:37 AM

My Dell is broken too. I'll try for a Mercedes...

Posted by annette at November 22, 2004 02:48 AM

i work in tech support, hate hate hate, stupid customers. so here is me on the phone with comcast the other day...
cc: can i help you sir
me: my desktop works on the internet just fine but i can't get my laptop on the internet. what gives?
cc: did you try to power cycle your modem?
me: what is this "power cycle" you speak of? [in other words, no]
cc: turn the modem off then back on.
me: oh, uhm, i'll try that. thanks, bye.

i am such a dumbass, worked great.

Posted by matt at November 22, 2004 10:40 AM

hahaha. very funny. i gotta get one of those Dell guys over at my place. btw, got here through blog explosion. just wanna say hi!

Posted by samantha at November 22, 2004 10:42 AM

.....so what color is the mouse? is it fast?

Posted by Lee at November 22, 2004 05:12 PM

Thanks everyone! Matt, don't you just hate that? I do that sort of thing, too. Makes me wonder how more tech people don't come through the phone and smack us, sometimes.

Lee... the Dell mouse is basic black. The new one from Office Depot (wireless optical) is silver with black and blue pinstirpes.

Posted by toni at November 22, 2004 06:03 PM

H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.

I had to read it to my husband (well the phone call part). We both used to work as operators at the phone company, so we got a major kick out of it.

Thanks.

As Arnold says - Ahl be bock.

Posted by Jenn at November 23, 2004 09:50 PM

reminds me of all the times that it took the call - centre to understand that i wanted to speak to some one in english and not the regional language..

cheerz
SEV
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Posted by SEV at November 25, 2004 08:49 AM

computers, cars and cats...nothing can wrong that can't be fixed with a sledgehammer!

Posted by backspin at November 25, 2004 12:28 PM

No wonder, a Dell. The solution to your computer woes is to buy a Mac!

I swear, I made the switch 6 months ago and never looked back!

Posted by Ross at December 9, 2004 04:05 PM