Maybe you could get the Barbie dream skirt for Christmas? And Your Birthday/Anniversary/Summer? :) I am sure you deserve it. And the post? Hilarious. Myself? I prefer Matronly slut. No, those are the worst kind. Maybe cheap crone? Still working on that one. You should've been shopping with us yesterday. It was possibly the busiest time of year, yet some parents felt comfortable letting their children play tag in the store. How nice!

I've got an idea: Steal it, and then say you did it at my urging. We'll have the world's first internet court case, and I'll plead artistic interpretation, like Eminem. Once you get out of jail, we'll sell our story to the networks and make millions of dollars. Then you'll be able to actually buy it.

Not the fastest way from A to B, I'll admit. But I'm all about the entertaining scenery.

During Christmastime it's like pulling teeth to get me in a mall, or worse yet, Toys-R-Us. Between parking, squalling kids, and irritable people, I'll just stay at home, thankyewverymuch. It's nice to see someone who's the same way.

Don't do it...for $350 you can buy the sewing machine, the lessons and the fabric to make it yourself.