Comments: things I would never do, no matter what you paid me

Hmmm.

I wouldn't...

(1) Vote Tory
(2) Kill someone
(3) Be a surrogate mother
(4) Endorse products I didn't appreciate or believe in
(5) Abandon my child
(6) Put my child in the limelight (if they didn't want it)
(7) Send my child away to school

But I would skydive, eat bugs, allow cameras into my home and make a video of an intimate moment! The first two because they seem like interesting experiences, the last two because I am an exhibitionist.

I wouldn't do the makeover thing though. I hate those shows with a passion. Not only are they encouraging the victims to feel shit about their normal everyday selves and then forcing them into someone else's ideal of what looks good, they are encouraging all their viewers to feel the same way AND to judge the poor makeover victim. It makes me want to throw things at the telly as I sit there wearing my holey knickers with pride.

And... breathe. ;o)

Posted by Clare at March 23, 2006 03:24 PM