Happy Birthday from your May 5 buddy! We hope you have a great day.
Posted by Evan P. at May 5, 2004 08:34 AMHave a great birthday, dude. I bet you really dig your cake.
Posted by Chris at May 5, 2004 07:43 PMHey, i heard this today ;-)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Posted by Jokes Page! at September 28, 2004 02:04 PM